Sunday, March 23, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Things I'd Never Ever Say
"Look, you and I - we're businessmen.."
"All this violence. Why can't we just get along?"
"I hear Brangelina.."
"Wow, you guys were great! Very Pink Floyd-meets-Madonna..."
"It's not what you say, it's how you say it. Seriously."
"Don't worry. I'm sure the government will take care of it."
Things I may (sadly) never say:
"I do."
"Funny, we've been asked that a lot lately - but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait for the next album..."
"It's got 4 wheels, it was made after 2000, and it's mine!"
"It's got 4 rooms, the location's great, and it's ours!"
"All this violence. Why can't we just get along?"
"I hear Brangelina.."
"Wow, you guys were great! Very Pink Floyd-meets-Madonna..."
"It's not what you say, it's how you say it. Seriously."
"Don't worry. I'm sure the government will take care of it."
Things I may (sadly) never say:
"I do."
"Funny, we've been asked that a lot lately - but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait for the next album..."
"It's got 4 wheels, it was made after 2000, and it's mine!"
"It's got 4 rooms, the location's great, and it's ours!"
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